is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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