if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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