there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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