is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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