Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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