I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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