I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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