Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We left an ass print on the piano.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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