sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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