Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I woke up under a house in Key West
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