Kiss
Puke
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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