I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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