He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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