Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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