C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
false alarm, still single
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