did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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