so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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