you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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