Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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