She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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