your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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