He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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