Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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