Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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