Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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