K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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