I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
jump out the window naked night went bad
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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