Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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