So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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