Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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