How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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