I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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