dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
