I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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