we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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