What a fucking waste of an outfit
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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