Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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