coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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