Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
bring money and cleavage
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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