trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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