This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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