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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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