I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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