Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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