I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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