I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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