i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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