Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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