she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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