That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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