Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
