He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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