he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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